However, Bethesda sure dropped the ball when regarding box-art for the upcoming buy neurontin online overnight swimming game. Swimming game, as in swimming in crunchy hell-gore.
I mean sure, it’s got everything a publisher wants right? A gun, a war hero, a male character profiled. It plays into the masculine power-fantasy that it tries to represent, with little-to-no gore actually depicted on the cover as to not scare Timmy’s mother away from the absolute carnage that besets her when she puts in this http://liberationiraq.com/wp-json/oembed/1.0/embed?url=http://liberationiraq.com/2016/07/i-dont-do-this-because-of-religion-exclusive-steve-maman-liberated-140-women-from-isis-video/ Science game. Science as in anatomy, and anatomy as in taking off limbs… They hired me to be a creative writer, give me some credit……
However, the great folks at Bethesda, actually listened to us. Allowing us to vote on the Optional box-art for the latest Doom game.
Option A is metal as f***
Now you may be saying, “Wow Daniel, that’s a lot better than the original art-work.”
Haha, I’m flattered that you spoke to me by name. But no, there is something much grander. Something that represents the first-person shooter as a whole, something that makes my masculinity glands twitch at the sight of.
Ladies and gentleman I present
You need to set music to this, as you’re analyzing it.
Are you ready?
Option B in all of it’s bloody greatness
You can order your delicious rhythm game here. Rhythm as in the rhythm of that Revenants heart you just decimated.